My Fiance Cant Speak Good English, Do I Marry Him?

This is so funny but I have to post it exactly the way it came to my E-mail unedited
Hello madam laila, My name is Oroma. am a 29 yr old lady. I read your blog and I am officially lovin you (no homo).

My issue is like being between the devil and the ocean. I was introduced to a 46 year old guy by my younger brother. he is a business man based at Onitsha. Am getting to love him because he possesses almost everything i want in a guy! The only problem is his bad command of English language! He is very cute and rich and loveable until he opens his mouth. When he opens his mouth to communicate in English I feel like slapping and shutting him up as he commits grammatical blunder as if he is committing fornication!

Once when my mum walked in on me talking on the phone, He demanded to speak with her and i gave my mum the phone. It happened so fast that I realized my gaffe after handing my mum the phone and watching her break into that smile that meant doom. He talks too much very oblivious of his calamity and thats when the blunders start because if he could learn to shut up, it would be manageable but this guy can talk for Africa. I cant even imagine showing him off. he is ok physically but his teeth is brown stained from smoking. Now imagine the stained teeth and the deep Igbotic accent. Madam what do I do as this is pissing me off! Do I go ahead and marry him or just dump him!. I really want to settle down before i clock 30

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